Rain of Biblical Proportions, But Mum is the Word on Global Warming
by John Lawrence
Hey, newscasters, what we want is for people to say, "I have never seen anything like this." If they mention global warming, get them off the air. And you weather people can talk about this being a 100 year weather event, or a 1000 year weather event, but don't dare mention it could be a 10 day weather event.
50 inches of rain in Houston and people might just start considering the building of an ark. The fake news is that it's all about Hurricane Harvey. The actual news is that it's all about the rain. Forget the hurricane. Torrential rain produces massive flash flooding. No food, no power, no water, but the Houston Mayor told people to shelter in place. What was he thinking? Or what was he smoking? Poor old ladies in nursing homes were sitting in water up to their wheelchairs.
The Gulf of Mexico is very warm, as warm as 86° Fahrenheit is some places.. Sea surface temperatures have been as much as 3 to 4 degrees Fahrenheit above average in the Gulf of Mexico in the last two weeks, according to the Climate Prediction Center. Tropical storms and hurricanes can tap into this heat energy, which can help them to intensify. The warmer the water and the deeper the warm water layer goes, the ocean becomes more supportive for thunderstorm production in the atmosphere.
But we must continue to glorify the internal combustion engine. NASCAR reigns supreme. We must fill 'er up with Supreme. The President of the United States doesn't even believe in global warming or science or anything else except the glorification and enrichment of Donald Trump. Hush now, y'all southerners. Not a word about global warming. As for those protesters, talk like the Donald. "Get them the hell out of here!" If Hillary spiced up her language with a few expletives like the Donald did, she might be President right now. But she was too sensible and rational. People voted for someone who talked just like they did with a few F words here and there. A little S to boot. That's what made the Donald seem "authentic."